INTERNeX Canada: Casual Friday

Just a few weeks left and then we are going to the ROCKIES!! I hope that we are going to see some bears there because they are just amazing animals. To send you all of for a nice weekend I have for you all some amazing bear jokes!!! Enjoy and share..

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Two guys are out in the woods hiking.

All of a sudden, a bear starts chasing them. They climb a tree, but the bear starts climbing up the tree after them.

The first guy gets his sneakers out of his knapsack and starts putting them on.

The second guy says, “What are you doing?”

The first guy says, “I figure when the bear gets too close, we’ll have to jump down and make a run for it.”

The second guy says, “Are you crazy? You can’t outrun a bear”!

The first guy says, “I don’t have to outrun the bear. I only have to outrun you.”

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An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup,

and the doctor asked him how he was feeling.

“I’ve never been better!” he boasted.

“I’ve got an eighteen year old bride who’s pregnant, and having my child! What do you think about that?”

The doctor considered this for a moment, then said,

“Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter. He never missed a season. But one day went out in a bit of a hurry, and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun.”

The doctor continued, “So he was in the woods, and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him! He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear, and squeezed the handle.”

“And do you know what happened?”the doctor queried.

Dumbfounded, the old man replied “No.”

The doctor continued, “The bear dropped dead in front of him!”

“That’s impossible!” exclaimed the old man. “Someone else must have shot that bear.”

“That’s kind of what I’m getting at…” replied the doctor.

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One day a bear was chasing a rabbit through the forest when they tripped over a genies lamp.

The genie comes out and says “hold it, hold it, hold it. If you two will just quit chasing each other for three minutes I’ll give you both three wishes”.

So they say okay that sounds fair.

The genie says “okay who’ll go first?”

The bear pushes the rabbit out of the way and says “I’ll go first”

So the genie says “okay”.

The bear goes “I wish all the bears in the forest except for me were girls”.

The genie snapped his fingers and says done.

The rabbit says, “I wish I had a crash helmet”.

The bear goes well that’s a dumb wish.

But the rabbit says, “that’s my wish”.

The genie snapped his fingers and says done.

The bear says “I wish every bear in the world except me were girls”.

The genie goes that’s a big wish “it’ll count as two wishes”.

The bear goes “o-okay I’ll do it”.

The rabbit has two wishes left so the rabbit says, “I wish for a motor scooter”.

Then he gets on the scooter puts on his crash helmet and as he’s driving away

He yells, “I wish the bear was gay”.

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Have a nice weekend.

Cheers,

Petra

INTERNeX International Exchange
Suite 200 – 211 Columbia Street
Vancouver BC -V6A 2R5-
Web: http://www.internexcanada.com
Phone: +1 (604) 662 8149
Email: pr@internexcanada.com

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