Casual Friday

A couple of days ago I strolled through Gastown as an old man asked me a funny question:
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag?
I know the question sounds very weird. But because of that I searched for further weird but kind of funny questions without any answers.

 

Here you go!

 

1.- Can you cry under water? 

 

2.- Once you’re in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

 

3.- Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

 

4.- How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

 
5.- Why is it that people say they ‘slept like a baby’ when babies wake up like every two hours?

 
6.- Why are you IN a movie, but you’re ON TV?

 

7.- Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

 

8.- Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They’re going to see you naked anyway.

 

9.- Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? 

 

10.- If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?

 
11.- Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both dogs!

 

12.- If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

 

13.- Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

 

14.- Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

 

15.- Why do they call it an asteroid when it’s outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it’s in your butt?


16.- Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he
sticks his head out the window?

 

If you have an answer to any of the questions, don’t be shy and write a comment!

 

See you soon,
Tobias

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