Casual Friday

A couple of days ago I strolled through Gastown as an old man asked me a funny question:
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag?
I know the question sounds very weird. But because of that I searched for further weird but kind of funny questions without any answers.


Here you go!


1.- Can you cry under water? 


2.- Once you’re in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?


3.- Why does a round pizza come in a square box?


4.- How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

5.- Why is it that people say they ‘slept like a baby’ when babies wake up like every two hours?

6.- Why are you IN a movie, but you’re ON TV?


7.- Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?


8.- Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They’re going to see you naked anyway.


9.- Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? 


10.- If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?

11.- Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both dogs!


12.- If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?


13.- Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?


14.- Why did you just try singing the two songs above?


15.- Why do they call it an asteroid when it’s outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it’s in your butt?

16.- Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he
sticks his head out the window?


If you have an answer to any of the questions, don’t be shy and write a comment!


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