A couple of days ago I strolled through Gastown as an old man asked me a funny question:
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag?
I know the question sounds very weird. But because of that I searched for further weird but kind of funny questions without any answers.
Here you go!
1.- Can you cry under water?
2.- Once you’re in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
3.- Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
4.- How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
5.- Why is it that people say they ‘slept like a baby’ when babies wake up like every two hours?
6.- Why are you IN a movie, but you’re ON TV?
7.- Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
8.- Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They’re going to see you naked anyway.
9.- Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
10.- If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?
11.- Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both dogs!
12.- If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
13.- Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
14.- Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
15.- Why do they call it an asteroid when it’s outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it’s in your butt?
16.- Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he
sticks his head out the window?
If you have an answer to any of the questions, don’t be shy and write a comment!
See you soon,